Not Always Right on Facebook Not Always Right on Twitter Not Always Right Unfiltered on Tumblr
Featured Story:
  • Marriage Of The Undead
    (1,886 thumbs up)
  • November Theme Of The Month: I Don't Work Here!
    Submit your story today!

    How To Seize The Moment

    | Tallmadge, OH, USA |

    (An elderly woman is having a seizure and obviously 911 was called to the scene.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, but when can I get my prescription?”

    Me: “Ma’am, this woman is having a seizure and needs medical attention right away.”

    Customer: “But I was here before her!”