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How To Re-Tire Bad Customers

| WI, USA | At The Checkout, Awesome Customers, Transportation, Wild & Unruly

(It’s Black Friday and I have a noon shift. I have been berated and belittled by most of the customers since most of the doorbusters have been sold out.)

Rude Customer: “WHY even advertise this if you don’t keep it in stock!? That’s stupid! If you run out you shouldn’t advertise it!”

(There are two younger customers behind them, a guy and a girl.)

Girl: “You know… sometimes I just wanna make people suffer ya know? Like mentally. Like I wanna slash the tires of some real ignorant a** so they can’t go on and abuse another cashier.”

Guy: “I have that hunting knife in my car still. Wanna do it once we’re out of here?”

Girl: “We could. I have one target it picked out.”

(The rude customer shuts up and pays quietly and quickly runs out the door. I eye up the couple not sure if I should report the threat or not. The girl grins at me.)

Girl: “Got her to shut up.”

Me: “Wait. You weren’t serious?”

Girl: “Please. I could never do that.”

Guy: “I could…”