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    | Toronto, ON, Canada | Awesome Customers

    (I work at a member-card type box store. Each day a half-dozen staff spend most of their time just walking around and putting away the products customers decided they didn’t want and left randomly in corners, like bloody meat on a stack of white shirts.)

    Customer: “I’m trying to decide which of these adorable dresses to buy for my granddaughter. What do you think?”

    Me: *gives honest opinion*

    Customer: “I agree! Do you mind if I leave my cart here for a minute while I go return this other dress to the rack where I found it?”

    Me: “Uh… you mean you’re going to put something back? Would it be inappropriate of me to say that I love you?”