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    How To Kill ‘To Kill A Mockingbird’

    | Cape Cod, MA, USA | Books & Reading

    (A teenage girl and her mother enter the store and walk over to the counter.)

    Me: “Hello, can I help you with something?”

    Teen: “Yeah, like, do you have, like, To Kill a Mockingbird?”

    Me: “Yes we do. If you could follow me please.”

    (I lead them to the book’s location, where we have two different copies.)

    Teen: “Mom, pick the smaller one!”

    Mother: “Honey, you that doesn’t make the story shorter, right?”

    Teen: “Oh.”