How To Ensure A Blanc Stare
Awesome, Funny Stories, Golden Years, Grocery Store, Michigan, One-Liner, USA | Right
| September 9, 2010
(An elderly couple comes through my counter with some wine.)
Me: *joking around* “Are you sure you two are old enough to have this tonight?” *holds up wine*
Customer: “Kid, I have underwear old enough to buy that.”
Customer’s Wife: *laughs hysterically*
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