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How To Ensure A Blanc Stare

| Ypsilanti, MI, USA | At The Checkout, Spouses & Partners, Top

(A elderly couple come through my counter with some wine.)

Me: *joking around* “Are you sure you two are old enough to have this tonight?” *holds up wine*

Customer: “Kid, I have underwear old enough to buy that.”

Customers Wife: *laughs hysterically*