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    How To Deflate The Bag

    | IL, USA | Bad Behavior, Food & Drink, Top

    (I work in the produce section of a grocery store. I have just witnessed a customer pretty much destroy our bagged-salad section. The customer is just pulling bags out of their holders and dropping them where ever, and quite obviously on purpose. The customer has no idea I’ve been watching her. After she stops her destruction, I head over to put it back together. The customer comes back, and starts a conversation.)

    Customer: “It’s just a shame that someone would do that to you! I can’t believe some people!”

    Me: “Bah, it’s not really a big deal.”

    Customer: “…not really a big deal?”

    Me: “No, not at all. I look at it this way: If a customer has to get their kicks by coming into this grocery store and trying to get a rise out of the employees by messing up a portion of the store, then that customer’s life is obviously more pathetic than mine.”

    Customer: *open mouthed stare*

    Me: “So, was there anything else you needed tonight?”

    Customer: “No… thanks…”