How To Balls Up Simple Math

| Atlanta, GA, USA | Money, Uncategorized

Customer: “How much to play?”

Me: “Two dollars for three balls.”

Customer: “How much for three people?”

Me: “Same price, so six dollars.”

Customer: “How about five dollars for us all to have one ball?”

Me: “Well, I’m getting the better end of that deal. So of course!”

Customer: “Thanks. The boss doesn’t have to know.”