October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

How The Cookie Crumbles

| Hamilton, ON, Canada | Uncategorized

Customer: “I would like to return these cookies. There are two cookies missing.”

Me: “Alright, were they stale?”

Customer: “No, my son just didn’t like them. I have the receipt.”

Me: “I’m sorry. I cannot refund them.”

Customer: “But there are two cookies missing!”

Me: “I realize that, but we cannot resell this product because you have opened them.”

Customer: “I don’t understand. What is the point of keeping a receipt if you cannot return an item? My son didn’t like them! There are only two missing!”

Me: “I’m sorry miss, but as a consumer, that is a risk you are willing to take when trying a new product.”

Customer: “It’s only missing two cookies!”

(The customer eventually left, albeit begrudgingly.)