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    How Nicknames Are Born

    | Tampa, FL, USA |

    (An intensely inebriated individual entered our store with two women in tow, one pushing a baby carriage, wearing a jordan jersey, sunglasses, and sporting gold fronts.)

    Customer: “CRACKAS STINK! THIS STORE STINKS! CRACKA STORE STINKS!”

    Me: *falls over laughing*

    Customer: “GOOD LORD IT STINKS! SHE GOT PURPLE HAIR, I BET IT STINKS!”

    Women with him: “Shut up! Shut up! I’m sorry, he doesn’t–SHUT UP! ”

    Me: *rolls around with glee*

    Customer: “STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!”

    (And from then on I am known as stinky hair.)