How Nicknames Are Born
(An intensely inebriated individual entered our store with two women in tow, one pushing a baby carriage, wearing a Jordan jersey, sunglasses, and sporting gold fronts.)
Customer: “CRACKAS STINK! THIS STORE STINKS! CRACKA STORE STINKS!”
Me: *falls over laughing*
Customer: “GOOD LORD IT STINKS! SHE GOT PURPLE HAIR, I BET IT STINKS!”
Women With Him: “Shut up! Shut up! I’m sorry, he doesn’t–SHUT UP! ”
Me: *rolls around with glee*
Customer: “STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!”
(And from then on I am known as stinky hair.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.