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How Much Is That Human In The Window

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(A customer walks in while I am in the shop window redecorating it.)

Customer: “Hi, I would like to know how much the girl in the window is?”

Coworker: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “The girl in the window. I want to buy her.”

Coworker: “I’m sorry, but she is a staff member. Plus, I also think it’s illegal to sell people.”

Customer: “Then why is she on the window?!”

Coworker: “You’re joking, right?”

Customer: “No, I want her. I need a new cleaner.”