How Men Shop
Customer: “Can you help me find the uh… uh…” *trails off*
Me: “The…”
Customer: “You know, the refrigerator stuff.”
Me: “Our refrigerators are–”
Customer: “No! The stuff that uh, you know, is…” *trails off again*
Me: “Ice cube trays? Mini fridges?”
Customer: “No, no. You know, like the stuff in the refrigerator… the stuff… like tea!”
Me: “You mean the food?”
Customer: “Yeah, the refrigerator stuff. The teas.”
Me: “Food is under the sign marked food, over on the other side of the store.”
Customer: “How do you know if food is in the refrigerator?”
Me: *gives up* “I have no idea.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?