(I’m straightening things in the store and I have just finished an aisle. As I walk into the next aisle, which contains candles, I see a customer looking at the candles. He looks very angry and makes a strange face when he sees me walking towards him.)

Me: “Hi, how may I help you?”

Customer: “You don’t have mulberry. That’s rude!”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Customer: “You should be!” *stomps out of the aisle*