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    How About We Toilet Paper Your Lawn Instead

    | Fort Collins, CO, USA |

    (Some landscapers are helping landscape our lawn. I’m also helping them move stuff when my neighbor comes over.)

    Neighbor: “Hey, can you guys come over and help clean up some of our lawn?”

    Landscaper: “No, we’re busy working over here.”

    Neighbor: “It won’t take more than a couple of minutes. Just come in here, replace the grass with their sod, plant some extras, that’s all!”

    Landscaper: “You mean redo your landscape?”

    Neighbor: “Yeah, it won’t take too long. They’re not gonna notice!”

    Landscaper: “I’m pretty sure he’ll notice since he actually lives here and is helping us.” *points at me*

    Me: “Hi there!” *waves*

    Neighbor: *retreats to her house*