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    How About We Ring Your Neck

    | Miami, FL, USA | Technology

    (A customer walks in with his girlfriend. He’s having an issue with his cellphone.)

    Customer: “I can’t hear my phone ring! This is an outrage! I paid so much money for this thing! I should just return this piece of s*** right now!”

    (Without saying a word, I take the phone and move the “silence” switch to “off”.)

    Me: “Now try it.”

    (The girlfriend calls customer’s phone, and sure enough, it rings loud and clear. The customer sheepishly walks out and his girlfriend follows.)

    Customer’s Girlfriend: *to her boyfriend* “I told you, you f***ing idiot! We could’ve saved the trip over here!”