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    | Fort Worth, TX, USA | Uncategorized

    Me: “Hello, welcome to *** Bank. What can I do for you today?”

    Customer: “I want to withdraw ten hundred dollars.”

    Me: “Ten hundred? Is that one thousand?”

    Customer: “Don’t say that so loud! I don’t want people to think I’m getting one thousand. That’s why I said ten hundred!”