November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

How About Some Split Pee Soup

| San Diego, CA, USA | Food & Drink, Language & Words

Customer: “I’d like a latrine!”

Me: “Oh, okay, the bathroom is just—”

Customer: “No! How much is a latrine?”

Me: “Well, ma’am, there’s no charge for using the—”

Customer: “No! Of soup! How much?”

Me: “OH! A tureen!”

Customer: “Yes, how much is a latrine of soup?”