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How About A Pound Of Cherries For A Pound Of Money

| Chicago, IL, USA | At The Checkout, Extra Stupid

Customer: “How much are the cherries?”

Me: “$3.49 a pound.”

Customer: “Okay. Well, I have a pound. How much is it?”

Me: “$3.49.”

Customer: “Why? Shouldn’t it be less?”

Me: “It’s $3.49 a pound. You have a pound, so it’s $3.49.”

Customer: “No, that doesn’t make sense. Just take them off!”