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    | Montana, USA |

    Me: “Ma’am, with this order, you received a free coupon for Cover Girl Cosmetics.”

    Customer: “What, do you think I need it?”

    Me: “Uh…”

    Customer: “That’s very rude, telling someone they need makeup!”

    Me: “Ma’am, I’m not suggesting you need makeup.¬†I’m just offering it to you because the computer printed it out.”

    Customer: “Oh, what, now the computer thinks I need makeup?”

    Me: “No, ma’am… it prints out coupons for random items.”

    Customer: “Well, I don’t need it any coupons from you, so there!” *storms off*

    Me: *rubbing my temples* “Have a good day, ma’am.”