How About A Catpuccino Instead
(I am working at the drive up window at a locally owned coffee shop. Our blended drinks are called “coolers.” A customer in his mid-forties pulls up to the window.)
Customer: “Do you make your coolers with yogurt or cat?”
Me: *confused* “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “Do you make your coolers with…” *makes a “meow” sound* “…cats or yogurt?”
Me: “Uh, we use milk or iced coffee depending on how many calories you want in the drink.”
Customer: “Oh. No thank you.”
Me: “Can I make you something else then?”
Customer: “NO! Maybe if you used cats.”
Me: “Uh…Okay, I’m—”
Customer: “MEOW!” *drives off quickly*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.