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    Houston Had It Easy

    | KY, USA |

    Customer: “What do you have in that’s good?”

    Me: “Well, we just got Apollo 13 in. It’s the true story of the Apollo mission.”

    (The customer looks perplexed.)

    Me: “You know. ‘Houston, we have a problem.’

    Customer: “Does it have any aliens in it?”