(A customer comes up behind my counter just as I am about to serve another customer)

Customer: “Excuse me, but why isn’t this WA Salvage?”

Me: “Because all the WA Salvages closed down and we bought the building.”

Customer: “So where’s the nearest one?”

Me: “Uh, they’ve all been bought out.”

The customer I was serving: “Mate, there aren’t anymore, they all closed down!”

Customer: “So wheres the nearest one?”

*I give him a bad look, turn around and continue serving*