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    | Perth, Australia | Uncategorized

    (A customer comes up behind my counter just as I am about to serve another customer)

    Customer: “Excuse me, but why isn’t this WA Salvage?”

    Me: “Because all the WA Salvages closed down and we bought the building.”

    Customer: “So where’s the nearest one?”

    Me: “Uh, they’ve all been bought out.”

    The customer I was serving: “Mate, there aren’t anymore, they all closed down!”

    Customer: “So wheres the nearest one?”

    *I give him a bad look, turn around and continue serving*