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    (Note: I’m a lifeguard at a large waterpark. A guest approaches my station.)

    Guest: “Being a lifeguard is soooo easy! I mean really, you just sit there all day and whistle at people.”

    Me: “Excuse me, but I need to watch the water. I can’t really talk right now.”

    Guest: “Ugh, you’re kidding me, right?! You’re not doing anything!”

    (At this point, a coworker—also a lifeguard—speaks up.)

    Coworker: “Listen, we get paid minimum wage to save lives. We are out here all day, everyday making sure people like you don’t drown. This job is hard because, honestly, we have to save people like you, okay?”

    Guest: *defeated* “Oh. Sorry.”

    (The guest slinks away. I found out that later in the day he had to be rescued.)