Hopefully It’s Smooth Sailing From Here On

| Wales, UK | Extra Stupid, Tourists/Travel, Transportation

(I work at a canoe centre. We occasionally get people complaining about things they don’t like; we have a feedback form for this. A couple walks in, looking angry.)

Me: “Hi! Did you enjoy your day?”

Customer #1: “No, it was horrible!”

Me: “Oh, okay, well if you want to fill in the feedback form about why, that’d be helpful. Can I ask why?”

Customer #2: “Well, we got wet of course!”

Me: “But you went canoeing on a river?”

Customer #1: “Yes, but you should have told us we could get wet!”