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    Hopefully His Poop Is Invisible Too

    | Ontario, Canada |

    Customer: “Just give me ketchup and mustard on the cheeseburger.”

    Me: “Okay, ma’am.”

    (I start to put the ketchup on the burger.)

    Customer: “I didn’t ask for ketchup! I want a free cheeseburger now!”

    Me: “Oh, I thought you did…”

    Customer: “No, I didn’t. Give me a free cheeseburger.”

    (I send the other cheeseburger back.)

    Customer: “What are you doing?”

    Me: “Getting you a new one?”

    Customer: “What? Why?” I’m going to eat that one!”

    Me: “Well, we can’t give you a free hamburger if you’re going to eat the new one.”

    Customer: “Well, it’s for my baby.”

    Me: “Ma’am, your order is for here, and you don’t have a baby with you.”

    Customer: “Maybe it’s an invisible baby!”

    Me: “… have a great day, ma’am.”