Hopefully, He Doesn’t Look As Stupid As He Sounds
Me: “Hi, how can I help you sir?”
Customer: “Do you guys sell pallets?”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t.”
Customer: “… but there’s a whole bunch behind your store just sitting there.”
Me: “Yes, but we reuse those. We don’t sell them.”
Customer: “Well, is it illegal if I steal one of them?”
Me: “Repeat what you just said to yourself.”
Customer: *thinks for a second* “Oh.”
This story is part of our Super-Dumb-Criminals roundup!
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
