November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Hopefully Customers Like This Aren’t A Dime A Dozen

| Springfield, MO, USA | Bizarre, Rude & Risque, Theme Of The Month

(I work at the customer service desk, where we also sell helium-filled party balloons. A customer approaches my desk.)

Customer: “Can I get a balloon with no air in it?”

Coworker: “Okay, that’s 10 cents.”

(He gives me a dime and takes the balloon and leaves. He comes back shortly.)

Customer: “Do you have any bigger ones?”

(I think this is weird, but I decides to help out instead of question.)

Coworker: “Okay, I think this one looks bigger.”

(He gives me another dime and leaves. Sometime later, he returns.)

Customer: “Are you sure this is the biggest you have?”

Coworker: “Yes, sir.”

Customer: “Okay, I’m going to say it. Do you sell condoms without any of that goo on it?”