(I work in a coffee shop that has a drive-thru, and we’re currently in the afternoon rush. I’m wearing a headset, making drinks for my manager who is taking the drive-thru orders.)
Coworker: “Hi there, welcome to [coffee shop]; how’s your day going?
Customer: “It’s alright. Get me a large black coffee.”
Coworker: “For sure! Can we get you an oat bar to go with that today?”
Customer: “A what?”
Coworker: “An oat bar.”
Customer: *angrily* “No, I don’t want a goat farm with that!”