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    Hope For The Best, Prepare For The 50 Megaton Blast

    | Jersey, Channel Islands |

    (I work in an electronics & gas appliance store. A customer is inquiring about fireplaces.)

    Customer: “I would like a power flue, but if the electricity cuts out I’ll be left with no heating!”

    Supervisor: “We’re pretty lucky here, though. The electricity very rarely cuts out.”

    Customer: “But…what if they drop a bomb?!”

    Supervisor: “Well, um…we’d all be dead, so it wouldn’t matter anyway.”

    Customer: “No, not necessarily. Unfortunately, some of us will survive, and we will be left with no heating!”

    Supervisor: “How…unfortunate?”