Hope For The Best, Prepare For The 50 Megaton Blast
(I work in an electronics & gas appliance store. A customer is inquiring about fireplaces.)
Customer: “I would like a power flue, but if the electricity cuts out I’ll be left with no heating!”
Supervisor: “We’re pretty lucky here, though. The electricity very rarely cuts out.”
Customer: “But… what if they drop a bomb?!”
Supervisor: “Well, um… we’d all be dead, so it wouldn’t matter anyway.”
Customer: “No, not necessarily. Unfortunately, some of us will survive, and we will be left with no heating!”
Supervisor: “How… unfortunate?”
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