Honk Twice For Bird Barrage
(I work at a call center for truck drivers.)
Me: “Thank you for calling the service center. My name is [My Name]. Are you experiencing a breakdown?”
Trucker: “Yeah, I need a new windshield.”
Me: “Okay, sir. What happened to your current windshield?”
Trucker: “A bird went through it.”
Me: “All right, a bird hit your windshield and cracked it, correct?”
Trucker: “No, the bird went THROUGH the windshield. It’s sitting in the passenger seat now and the windshield has a hole in it.”
Me: “So, what kind of bird is it?”
Trucker: “… a dead one.”
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