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    | Winchester, KY, USA |

    (I work at a call center for truck drivers.)

    Me: “Thank you for calling the service center. My name is ***, are you experiencing a breakdown?”

    Trucker: “Yeah, I need a new windshield.”

    Me: “Ok, sir. What happened to your current windshield?”

    Trucker: “A bird went through it.”

    Me: “Alright, a bird hit your windshield and cracked it, correct?”

    Trucker: “No, the bird went THROUGH the windshield. It’s sitting in the passenger seat now and the windshield has a hole in it.”

    Me: “So, what kind of bird is it?”

    Trucker: “… a dead one.”