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    Honesty Among Thieves

    | Ottawa, ON, Canada |

    (A couple walks in and sets off the alarm. It is store policy to ask if they have just bought anything and suggest they go back to have it desensitized.)

    Me: “Hi. Did you happen to just buy something that might have set off the alarm?”

    Customer: “No, we just stole a boatload of stuff next door and are coming in here now.”