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    | Salt Lake City, UT, USA |

    Customer: *on the phone* “Yeah, I found you guys on Google. I’m trying to find a laser gun that, you know, you can shoot a plane down with?”

    Me: “Um…we sell laser printer cartridges, not lasers…”

    Customer: “Oh…I guess I couldn’t really throw a cartridge that far at a plane, huh?”

    Me: “Uh…no?”