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    Home Is Where The Brain Isn’t

    | Long Island, NY, USA |

    (A guest picks up the house phone in the hallway. The call goes directly to the front desk.)

    Me: “Front desk, how may I help you?”

    Guest: *confused and disappointed* “Oh. The sign said ‘house phone’. I thought it would…um…call my house.”

    Me: *seriously dumbfounded*

    Guest: “I guess not.” *click*