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    Holy Smoky Mountains, Batman

    | St. Louis, MO, USA | Family & Kids

    (I’m working the register of a small toy store when a family walks in with a two-year-old boy in a stroller and his older brother (who’s about eight) walking alongside it. They walk past our new “Dark Knight Rises” merchandise.)

    2-year-old Brother: *holds his arms out* “I WANNA BE BATMAN! I WANNA BE BATMAN!”

    Me: *smiling* “We all want to be Batman.”

    8-year-old Brother: “Batman’s real where I come from!”

    Me: “Oh, are you from Gotham City?”

    8-year-old Brother: “No, Tennessee!”