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    Holy F***, Indeed

    | Orem, UT, USA |

    Customer: “You f***ing b****! I’ll have your f****ing a** fired for this!”

    Me: “Sir, I do not appreciate your abusive language. If you do not knock it off, I am going to have to hang up on you.”

    Customer:¬†”I’m sorry. I’m really not usually like this.”

    (I helps with the customer’s problem, which involves some downtime while the website processes his request.)

    Customer: “So, where are you?”

    Me: “We’re based out of Utah.”

    Customer: “I’m in Van Nuys, California. Do you know where that is, lady?”

    Me: “I actually do. I lived there for six months.”

    Customer: “No s***! What were you doing here?”

    Me: “I was a Mormon missionary.”

    Customer: “And what is your name?”

    Me: *gives name*

    Customer: “Holy f***. I know you. I’m the bishop!”