Holy F***, Indeed
Customer: “You f****** b****! I’ll have your f****** a** fired for this!”
Me: “Sir, I do not appreciate your abusive language. If you do not knock it off, I am going to have to hang up on you.”
Customer: “I’m sorry. I’m really not usually like this.”
(I help with the customer’s problem, which involves some downtime while the website processes his request.)
Customer: “So, where are you?”
Me: “We’re based out of Utah.”
Customer: “I’m in Van Nuys, California. Do you know where that is, lady?”
Me: “I actually do. I lived there for six months.”
Customer: “No s***! What were you doing here?”
Me: “I was a Mormon missionary.”
Customer: “And what is your name?”
Me: *gives name*
Customer: “Holy f***. I know you. I’m the bishop!”
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