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    Hogwarts: The Continuing Education Years

    | Richmond, VA, USA |

    (It’s the Harry Potter Midnight party. Customers are dressed as characters from the book. Most are children, but there are also some overly enthusiastic/creepy adults wandering around.)

    Lone Witch Lady: “This is so exciting! What are you doing with the boxes that the books came in? Can I have one?”

    Me: “I don’t see why not, but I’ll have to ask my manager.” *asks manager* “I’m sorry, we have to keep them for inventory.”

    Lone Witch Lady: “Are you sure? My cats would love one. ”

    Me: “Your…cats? Would they seriously love a Harry Potter cardboard box more than a plain cardboard box?”

    Lone Witch Lady: “Oh, yes!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, we can’t give them away. Um, have you tried the Bertie Bots Bean Counting Contest?”

    Lone Witch Lady: “Ooh!” *scampers off*