Hit The Nail On The Head

(My boyfriend and I are curled up in bed after having just watched ‘Thor’. I lean over him to get something, and accidentally put my boobs in his face.)

Me: “I was going to apologise for smothering you with my boobs, but then I realised you probably liked it.”

Boyfriend: “There are worse ways to die than smothered by boobs.”

Me: “Are there better ways?”

Boyfriend: “Hmm…like Thor. Then I’d get a cool hammer.”

Me: “What? A hammer is better than my boobs!?”

Boyfriend: “It shoots lightning!”