Derm Right!
(At a craft store, there is a box of bracelets with elephant beads by the register. Two customers come up to pay and one picks the bracelet up.)
Customer #1: “Look, hon, pachyderms!”
Customer #2: *gasp* “That’s my favorite kind of ‘derm!”
Customer #1: *gives her a blank look*
Customer #2: “As opposed to epiDERMises and hyperDERMic needles.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?