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    | London, UK | Pets & Animals, Top

    (It is closing time. I come across a man in the reptile section staring intently at one of our pythons.)

    Me: “Sir, just to let you know, the store will be closing in about–”

    (The customer silences me and continues to watch the snake.)

    Me: “Sir, did you–”

    Customer: “I heard you. I’ll be out in a minute. This brat mcan’t last much longer.”

    (The snake moves to the side, and so does the customer. It slithers back to its original position and he  suite. I notice his eyes are quivering all this time and he hasn’t blinked once.)

    Me: “Sir, forgive my asking but are you trying to have a staring contest with Archie there?”

    Customer: “Yes.”

    Me: “You do know snakes can’t blink, right?”

    Customer: “Oh, now you tell me? I’ve been challenging this brat for the last ten minutes!”