Hungry For Each Other

(My boyfriend has just gotten out of the shower, while I am still washing my hair. He has little body fat and is fairly muscular, while I am just a normal healthy build.)

Me: “Are you leaving already? I was enjoying you! Can you at least stay in here and chat with me?”

Boyfriend: “H*** no, it’s cold in here; there’s no meat on these bones.”

Me: “No meat? I think you would be delicious grilled up.”

Boyfriend: “It’s true; I do have the tasty meat in this house.”

Me: “I’d be delicious too; I just need to be slow roasted.”

Boyfriend: “Yeah you are more of a pot roast. Wait… why are we talking about eating each other?”