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    His Movie Choice Is Rock Solid

    | Tigard, OR, USA |

    (I’m selling tickets. An elderly man walks up with his two granddaughters.)

    Customer: “What movies do you have for kids?”

    Me: “Well, we have Gnomeo and Juliet in regular or 3D or Tangled.”

    Customer:Ga-nomeo and Juliet. We’ve already seen Tangled.”

    Me: “Yes. Gnomeo and Juliet is really the only other movie we have for kids.”

    Customer: “Okay. Two little ladies and one really old guy for Ga-nomeo and Juliet.” *pauses* “I’m so old, I invented rocks.”