His Manliness Is The Cream Of The Crop
Coffee Shop | Right
| September 25, 2015
(I am a customer waiting in line at a coffee shop:)
Server: “Good morning, sir. What can I get you?”
Guy Ahead of Me: *very gruffly* “I don’t know. I hate all these choices. Just gimme a plain, brewed coffee. Black. And don’t put any of that sissy stuff in it. I don’t want flavors or whipped cream or any of that crap.”
Server: *a little taken aback, but polite* “Okay, sir.”
Me: “I’d like a double, tall, non-fat latte and, because I’m secure in my masculinity, add some whipped cream.”
(She gave me a discount.)
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