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    | Saint Clair Shores, MI, USA | Food & Drink, Health & Body

    (A customer looks like he is in a huge hurry. After 5 minutes of looking at the menu, he orders a grilled sandwich.)

    Me: “It will take a little longer for the grilling.”

    Customer: “I only have 5 minutes.”

    Me: “Well I suggest you not get it grilled because it will take about 8 minutes.”

    Customer: “I want it grilled and I want it in 5 minutes!”

    (After 5 minutes of the customer pacing up and down, he comes up to the counter.)

    Customer: “I need the sandwich now!”

    Me: “Ok, it’s being wrapped up for you sir.”

    Customer: “I am a heart surgeon, and I have a critical patient that I’m supposed to be operating on right now! I was supposed to be there a half hour ago!”

    (I give him his sandwich and he hurries out the door. Five minutes later, he rushes back4 through the door.)

    Customer: “I need extra Russian dressing!”