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His Hearing Is Run Of The Mill

| MD, USA | Bizarre, Food & Drink

Customer: “Can I get a chicken salad sandwich on wheat?”

Me: “Sure, big or small?”

Customer: “Wheat.”

Me: “Big or small?”

Customer: “WHEAT!”

Me: “Big or small—”

Customer: “WHEAT!”

Me: *quickly and loudly* “Size, what size, big or small—”

Customer: “WHEAT! Wait, what are you asking me?”

Me: “Big. Or. Small. Size?”

Customer: “Oh, just a smaller one. Sorry, I thought you were asking me wheat or white!”