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    His Head’s Up In The Sky, With Diamonds

    | Wall, NJ, USA | Top

    (Our store music system is playing Coldplay’s ‘Viva la Vida’. A customer comes up to me, and start making small talk.)

    Customer: “I love this song!”

    Me: “Yeah, I like it too. Although, there is a Swedish singer who does a cover of this. I happen to like that one better.”

    Customer: “You listen to Swedish music?”

    Me: “Well, not really. I just heard that there was a cover of it. I looked it up and–”

    Customer: “This is America, sweetie! You should only listen to American music!”

    Me: “Sir, you do know that Coldplay, the band who sings this song, is from England?”

    Customer: “No, they’re not! They play this song on the radio! American radio!”

    Me: “I assure you, sir. They are from England.”

    Customer: “Well, I can’t like this song anymore! Unlike you, I only listen to American music–like The Rolling Stones and The Beatles!”

    Her Head’s Up In The Sky, With Diamonds