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    | Beaverton, OR, USA |

    Customer: “Excuse me.”

    Me: “Can I help you?”

    Customer: “I don’t understand what this sign says.”

    (The customer points to a sign above the organic section. It indicates that all produce needs to be washed thoroughly.)

    Me: “It means that before you eat any product, you should wash it.”

    Customer: “Why?”

    Me: “Because there might be dirt or other things on the item.”

    Customer: “But these are organic!”

    Me: “Organic means they were grown only with natural substances.”

    Customer: “Dirt isn’t natural!”