He’s Obviously Just Wingin’ It
(I serve a customer some food, specifically wings and fries. He approaches me with his meal; two of the wings are badly hidden in the fries.)
Customer: “Hey man, you didn’t give me two wings. Cook them again!”
Me:” I’m sure that I gave you the order just like you asked.”
Customer: “Yo man, I told you! I have two f***ing wings missin’! How the f*** do you know that I be gettin’ all my wings?!”
Me: “I also cook the food, sir.”
Customer: “THAT DON’T MEAN NUTTIN!”
Me: “I count before, during, and after food preparation. I guarantee you, you got what you ordered.”
Customer: “NO I DIDN’T!”
Me: “Okay, then please explain why there are chicken bones in the fries, and why you have hot sauce on your lips.”
Customer: *flips me the bird and storms out of the store*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
