He’s Obviously Just Wingin’ It

| Georgia, USA | Food & Drink, Liars & Scammers

(I serve a customer some food, specifically wings and fries. He approaches me with his meal; two of the wings are badly hidden in the fries.)

Customer: “Hey man, you didn’t give me two wings. Cook them again!”

Me:” I’m sure that I gave you the order just like you asked.”

Customer: “Yo man, I told you! I have two f***ing wings missin’! How the f*** do you know that I be gettin’ all my wings?!”

Me: “I also cook the food, sir.”

Customer: “THAT DON’T MEAN NUTTIN!”

Me: “I count before, during, and after food preparation. I guarantee you, you got what you ordered.”

Customer: “NO I DIDN’T!”

Me: “Okay, then please explain why there are chicken bones in the fries, and why you have hot sauce on your lips.”

Customer: *flips me the bird and storms out of the store*