Cake Is Good For The Soul
(My boyfriend and I are both trying to lose some weight. We are currently cuddling on top of the bed.)
Me: *nudging him* “What are you thinking about?”
Boyfriend: “Sex.”
Me: “…okay, then.”
Boyfriend: “Oh, I’m sorry. You were expecting something profound?”
Me: “Yes. Yes, I was. You make something profound up right now!”
Boyfriend: “Okay, I was thinking about my inner soul.”
Me: “You have an outer soul, too?”
Boyfriend: “Yes. You see in heaven, when I was lined up by the soul-machine before being sent to earth, the guy in front of me bent down to tie his shoe lace. So, I got my nice hot looking soul inside, and then his fat-a** soul wrapped around me. And it’s telling me to eat cake!”
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