(A customer comes up to us shortly after our mall Santa has finished for the season.)

Customer #1: “Hey, is Santa here?”

Me: “No, yesterday was his last day.”

Customer #1: “When will he be back?”

Me: “I think he’s done for the season.”

Customer #1: “Well, do you know where he is?”

Me: “Um…the North Pole?”

Customer #2: “Hahaha!”

Customer #1: “…okay, I walked in to that one.”