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    He’s Ho-Ho-Home For the Holidays

    | Chillicothe, OH, USA |

    (A customer comes up to us shortly after our mall Santa has finished for the season.)

    Customer #1: “Hey, is Santa here?”

    Me: “No, yesterday was his last day.”

    Customer #1: “When will he be back?”

    Me: “I think he’s done for the season.”

    Customer #1: “Well, do you know where he is?”

    Me: “Um…the North Pole?”

    Customer #2: “Hahaha!”

    Customer #1: “…okay, I walked in to that one.”