He’s Gonna Need A Huge Courtroom

| Boise, ID, USA | Uncategorized

(Note: I’m calling to renew magazine subscriptions.)

Me: “Hello, may I speak with ***?”

Customer: “This is him, and you know… I’ve gotten five calls from Boise Idaho today!”

Me: “So sorry, but I assure you it wasn’t us. Our system only calls once per day.”

Customer: “Do you work for them! Do you work for Boise Idaho?”

Me: “Yeah, I guess. But there are a number of call centers here in Boise. Maybe one of them called you?”

Customer: “No! It was Boise Idaho! You know what? This is what’s going to happen… let me have your name!”

Me: *gives name*

Customer: “Well, son, you are now involved in a lawsuit! I am suing Boise Idaho and everyone who works for Boise Idaho!”

Me: “… Are you serious?”

Customer: “Yes! I get calls all the time from Boise Idaho and I’m sick of it! I’m on a do not call list!”

Me: “Well, you subscribed to this magazine, so the list doesn’t apply. However, I can put you on our system’s do not call list and we will never bother you again.”

Customer: “This is so illegal. I’m taking your job and suing Boise Idaho!”

Me: “I wish you the best of luck in suing Boise, Idaho sir, I really do.” *click*